Hi, I’m Alexis —licensed massage therapist, professional knot assassin, and your body’s last hope.

At The Knotty Body, I specialize in taking out your tension like it owes me money. Whether it’s work stress, bad posture, or just the crushing weight of existence, I’m here to knead your problems into submission—or at least make you forget about them for an hour.

Massage therapy isn’t just what I do—it’s who I am. I went to school for this not once, not twice, but three times. The first two, I had to walk away because of medical issues that completely knocked me down. I know what it’s like when your body turns on you—when pain holds you back and healing feels out of reach. But every setback only made me more determined. It deepened my love for this work and my drive to help others feel safe, strong, and seen in their own bodies. The Knotty Body is more than a business—it’s the life I built out of resilience, passion, and a deep belief that healing should feel human.

And it’s not just massage. This business is a mix of everything I love: helping people, giving back to causes like K9s For Warriors, rescuing dogs, making candles, humor, and being my own boss—with my pack by my side and peace in the air.

Book a session. Or don’t. But just know—your muscles are absolutely talking behind your back.